{"id":334,"date":"2026-06-13T02:00:19","date_gmt":"2026-06-13T02:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/?p=334"},"modified":"2026-06-13T02:18:32","modified_gmt":"2026-06-13T02:18:32","slug":"pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/?p=334","title":{"rendered":"PIZZA"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-constrained wp-block-group-is-layout-constrained\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031496.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-335\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031496.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031496-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031496-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">FRIDAY NIGHT CALZONE: FOOD COMMA<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Half a personal pepperoni pizza, loaded with mushrooms and sauce, microwaved to molten perfection. The kind of late\u2011night bite that hits harder than a guitar riff. Amazon Grocery\u2019s <em>Personal Size Pepperoni Pizza<\/em> cooks in 2\u00bd minutes \u2014 just enough time to cue the track and let the aroma take over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It\u2019s not gourmet; it\u2019s comfort. The crust folds like a lyric, the cheese stretches like a chorus. You eat it standing by the counter, thinking about the next verse, the next brushstroke, the next idea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"907\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031485-907x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031485-907x1024.jpg 907w, https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031485-266x300.jpg 266w, https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031485-768x867.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031485.jpg 999w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 907px) 100vw, 907px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-wp-embed is-provider-soundcloud wp-block-embed-soundcloud\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" title=\"Gold on the Wall by 5layer\" width=\"1290\" height=\"400\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?visual=true&amp;url=https%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F2338458422&amp;show_artwork=true&amp;maxheight=1000&amp;maxwidth=1290#?secret=2RaGiGvqYC\" data-secret=\"2RaGiGvqYC\"><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>Title:<\/strong> \u201cTwo and a Half Minutes\u201d<br>\n<strong>Style:<\/strong> Funk\u2011pop jingle with comic\u2011panel energy.<br>\n<strong>Lyrics (excerpt):<\/strong><br>\n<em>Zap! Krak! The wagon rolls, the pizza\u2019s hot \u2014<br>\nTwo and a half minutes, that\u2019s all I got!<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"279\" src=\"https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1781312463176.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1781312463176.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1781312463176-300x163.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"279\" src=\"https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031498.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031498.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031498-300x163.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Visual rhythm meets snack\u2011time realism \u2014 a crossover between <em>comic strip motion<\/em> and <em>midnight kitchen light<\/em>. The pizza becomes part of the art, part of the beat.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031496.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031496.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031496-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.strawberriesandbutter.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/06\/1000031496-768x432.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FRIDAY NIGHT CALZONE: FOOD COMMA Half a personal pepperoni pizza, loaded with mushrooms and sauce, microwaved to molten perfection. The kind of late\u2011night bite that hits harder than a guitar riff. Amazon Grocery\u2019s Personal Size Pepperoni Pizza cooks in 2\u00bd minutes \u2014 just enough time to cue the track and let the aroma take over. 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